Toys in the toy box,
Come alive.
Walk and talk,
On the count of five.
One, two, three, four, five.
MASKMAN: Look, Marie. The pet show.
MARIE: Oh, yes.
MASKMAN: What's your favourite pet, Marie?
MARIE: Cats are my favourite pets. They're beautiful and clean.
MASKMAN: Yes, but they aren't big. Big dogs are my favourite pets.
MARIE: Hmm, but big dogs are ugly.
MARIE: Mice are good pets.
MASKMAN: Yes, but they're small and dirty.
MONTY: Pardon? Mice are small, but we aren't dirty … and we're happy.
MASKMAN: Oops. Sorry, Monty.
MASKMAN: Mice aren't dirty and they're good pets. But my favourite pets are big dogs.
MONTY: But they're ugly and …
ALL THREE TOYS: [Gasp.]
MARIE: Look at the puppet!
MONTY: Oh, no!
MASKMAN: Eek!
MASKMAN: No, dogs aren't my favourite pets. My favourite pets are fish.