SIMON: Hey! The school show's really exciting, Dad.
MR STAR: Yes, it is … and it's good to see your teachers. Who are they all?
SIMON: Well, the man who's talking to Mum is my Maths teacher. He's called Mr Newton.
MR STAR: Right. Is the man who's singing your Music teacher?
SIMON: No, he's Mr Burke, our Sports teacher. Miss Flower's our Music teacher. She's the woman who's wearing the long green skirt. They do the After School Club.
MR STAR: The ‘After School Club', what's that?
SIMON: It's a new club where we can do lots of exciting things on Thursday afternoons … and can you guess who my Art teacher is?
MR STAR: Oooh, Simon, that's difficult. Is it the woman who's playing the guitar?
SIMON: Very funny, Dad. No, that's Mrs Robinson, our English teacher. Our Art teacher's over there. He's the one who's carrying the lorry.
MR STAR: Is his name Mr Strong? Ha ha ha.
SIMON: No, Dad. His name's Mr Turner.