DAD: Why isn't this working, come on. OK, I'll try again. Argh!! Stupid machine!
HANNAH: What's up, Dad?
DAD: Oh, it's nothing, Hannah, don't worry. I'm only trying to …
HANNAH: What are you doing?
DAD: Oh, a friend of mine gave me this game. But I can't make it work.
HANNAH: Let me see. Football Fast – I didn't know you're into gaming, Dad!
DAD: Well, I'm not normally, you know that. But they're all talking about this game at the office. I thought I should give it a try, too.
HANNAH: You of all people? Isn't it you who's told your son about 7 million times that he should ‘stop playing those silly games'.
DAD: Ha, ha. Come on, be a good girl. You don't need to tell him, Hannah!
HANNAH: Well, I'll think about it. As you know, ‘there are more important things to get on with in life'…
DAD: ... than gaming.
HANNAH: Anyway, what's the problem?
DAD: It just won't start.
HANNAH: Let me have a look. You haven't created a username and a password, have you?
DAD: Username? Password? What for?
HANNAH: Come on, Dad. Let's not ask any unnecessary questions. The question isn't what for, it's whether you've done it or not.
DAD: Well, no, I haven't. My friend says it's easy to download, and I don't have to do anything. Just start it and that's it.
HANNAH: Well, to install it you need to create a username and a password. That's not exactly a huge job, is it? But let me do it.
DAD: OK. But don't …
HANNAH: Alright. That's COOLDAD42, and the password is ICANDOIT.
DAD: Oh, dear.
HANNAH: You have to wait a bit and then you have to choose your team.
DAD: OK.
HANNAH: Dad. You don't have to press ENTER 12 times. Once is enough.
DAD: That's ridiculous.
HANNAH: Hey. What are you doing? You mustn't touch the keyboard during the installation.
DAD: Oh, stupid game.
HANNAH: Well, the game isn't stupid, but you're impatient. Oh, no. What's that? A serious error has occurred while loading Football Fast. We recommend that you apologise to your daughter.
DAD: Ha ha. Very funny!