SHEENA: Hi, Aaron. Why weren’t you at the stadium on Saturday? You missed a really good game.
AARON: Well, I didn’t need to go because I was able to watch it live online.
SHEENA: What!
AARON: Yeah, we had Wifi installed a couple of weeks ago, and I’ve just been watching films and TV on my tablet for the past two weeks.
SHEENA: What!
AARON: Yeah, it’s great. I watch anything I want anytime. Anyway, what have you been doing?
SHEENA: Reading actually, In fact I’ve just read an article called ‘Three reasons why you shouldn’t watch too much TV’ – something you might be interested in?
AARON: On no, here we go.
SHEENA: So the first reason - you know what a ‘couch potato’ is, don’t you?
AARON: You’re not saying I’m turning into one, are you?
SHEENA: Well, you’d better be careful. Medical studies have shown that when people watch films and other things on screens too much, their brains become slower, and they feel sleepy.
AARON: That probably explains why I’m half asleep most of the time. Mind you I can’t remember the last time I went to bed before two in the morning.
SHEENA: Second reason. Not watching too much TV actually saves you money!
AARON: What? You mean watching TV costs me money? How come?
SHEENA: OK, any regular one hour segment on TV is made up of 40 minutes of actual content and 20 minutes of advertising. That’s a third of all TV viewing time.
AARON: But I don’t spend that much time watching TV actually. I watch downloaded films mostly so I don’t see the advertising.
SHEENA: Right. But did you know that there’s a lot of product placement in the films themselves, which is like being brainwashed? People buy what they see on TV and in films, and not what they need. This is why watching less TV or fewer films saves you money!
AARON: I’d never thought of that.
SHEENA: OK, and finally the third reason and this is the key, the key to changing your life NOW.
AARON: Can’t wait to hear it.
SHEENA: It’s so much more rewarding to spend time with real people than with the people you see on TV or in films.
AARON: Eh?
SHEENA: You know what I mean. Life’s about friendships. It’s about getting together with your friends, talking about the music you like, and sports, and other things. It’s about caring for real people, as I’ve said, and not about worrying about the people on screen.
AARON: Well, of course I know that! I’m not a fool. In fact I just wanted to ask you … erm.
SHEENA: to watch a film with you?
AARON: No! But there’s a concert in the park on Sunday, and I bought two tickets.
SHEENA: Hey, you needn’t have done that!
AARON: Why?
SHEENA: Because I did the same thing.
AARON: Oh no!