PAUL: Excuse me, Mrs Jenkins.
MRS JENKINS: Yes, Paul, what is it?
PAUL: Can I ask you something?
MRS JENKINS: Sure.
PAUL: Well, we’ve just had our second lesson with you, right?
MRS JENKINS: Yes, that’s right.
PAUL: Well, I was wondering … I mean, you already know the name of everyone in the class.
MRS JENKINS: Yes, I think so.
PAUL: But there are twenty-six of us. I mean, how come you can remember all our names already?
MRS JENKINS: Oh, well, it isn’t really that difficult, you know, and I think it’s important. I should learn your names as fast as possible, I think. I’m the teacher, and we’re going to work together a lot, aren’t we?
PAUL: Yes, but I mean, I’m terrible at remembering names. When I meet someone I forget their name almost immediately. I can’t remember names at all.
MRS JENKINS: Ah well, there you are, you see. If you think you can’t do something, then you’re right!
PAUL: Sorry?
MRS JENKINS: Oh, it’s just an old saying: ‘If you think you can do something, or if you think you can’t do something, you’re right.’
PAUL: Oh, I see.
MRS JENKINS: Anyway, learning names isn’t so hard. But you have to want to do it, and you have to concentrate. I mean, the first time I teach a class, I think a lot about names and remembering them – I concentrate on that. And there are little things you can do.
PAUL: Like what?
MRS JENKINS: Well, OK, if I tell you my name – you know, I say ‘I’m Maria Jenkins’ – then you should do something like, you say ‘Hello, Maria’ or ‘OK, yes, Maria Jenkins’. You know, if you say the name of the person straight away, then it helps you remember.
PAUL: Yeah, I see.
MRS JENKINS: And you can do things like, you can make an association. I do that a lot. I think ‘Do I know other people with that name?’ or ‘Does the name rhyme with something?’
PAUL: Rhyme?
MRS JENKINS: Yes, well, you’re an example, actually. I mean, you’re quite tall, right?
PAUL: Uh huh.
MRS JENKINS: So yesterday, when you said your name, I thought ‘Tall Paul’. It helps. I mean, you can’t always do it, but sometimes you can.
PAUL: Oh, right.
MRS JENKINS: In the end, it’s practice. I do it a lot, so I get better at remembering names. I don’t like it if someone forgets my name, so I really should remember theirs.
PAUL: But you don’t always remember, do you?
MRS JENKINS: No, of course not. Sometimes there’s someone whose name I just can’t remember. And then I say to myself, ‘I really must remember her name next time.’
PAUL: Yes, that’s right. Well, …
MRS JENKINS: Look, I’d better go now, I’ve got another class in five minutes. And you’d better not be late for your next class, either.
PAUL: Oh, yes, of course. Sorry.
Mrs Jenkins No problem, Peter.
PAUL: No, Miss, sorry, but my name’s …
MRS JENKINS: I’m joking, Paul. Bye! See you in class tomorrow.