Episode 1 – Just a little joke
ELLIE: Mm, strawberry.
ASSISTANT: OK, one strawberry.
ELLIE: No, maybe …, yes, vanilla.
ASSISTANT: Right, vanilla it is.
ELLIE: Ooh, French vanilla! That’s so good. But chocolate is good, too. Oh, lemon ice. That’s really good!
RUBY: Ellie, please.
ELLIE: OK, OK. Er, strawberry. Yes, strawberry ice cream for me, please.
ASSISTANT: OK, one strawberry ice cream.
ELLIE: Oh, Ruby, look! Coconut!
RUBY: Strawberry. Just strawberry. And chocolate for me, please. Yes, you can have some of my chocolate. No. No. Strawberry!
ASSISTANT: OK, that’s one strawberry ice cream for you, and one chocolate ice cream for you. That’s £2.00 each, please.
RUBY: Here you are. £4.00.
ASSISTANT: Thank you! Enjoy your ice cream.
ELLIE: Thank you.
RUBY: There’s a table over there by the window.
ELLIE: Cool. Mm, strawberry.
RUBY: This is nice.
ELLIE: Yes, nice. Really nice.
TOM: Hello!
ELLIE: Comment ça va?
TOM: Excuse me?
RUBY: N’es-tu pas français?
TOM: Wait, what?
ELLIE: Aren’t you French?
TOM: Me? French? No.
RUBY: Isn’t your name Thomas?
TOM: Well, it’s Thomas, but yeah. And Tom is OK.
RUBY: Tom? But… where are you from?
TOM: Paris, … Texas. I’m American.
ELLIE: Paris, Texas?! There’s a Paris in the USA? In Texas?
TOM: Yeah, there is.
DAN: Hey, guys. How’s it going? What?
RUBY: Thomas.
DAN: What about him?
ELLIE: His name is Tom. And he isn’t from Paris …
RUBY: No, not from Paris, France.
ELLIE & RUBY: He’s from Paris, Texas.
DAN: I know. Just a little joke.
ELLIE: Oh, Dan, you and your jokes!
TOM: This is good ice cream.
DAN: Great ice cream! Coconut.
RUBY: Chocolate. So good.
ELLIE: This is strawberry. What’s that?
TOM: Well, French vanilla!
